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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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