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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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