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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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