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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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