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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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