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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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It's a lap top.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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