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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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