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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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