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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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