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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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