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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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