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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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