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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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