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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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