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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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