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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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