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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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