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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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