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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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