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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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