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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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