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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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