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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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