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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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