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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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