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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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