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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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