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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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