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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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