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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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