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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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