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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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