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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Miriam Lane
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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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