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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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