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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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