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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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