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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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