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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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