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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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