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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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