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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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