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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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