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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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