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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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