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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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