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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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