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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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