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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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