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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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