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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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