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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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