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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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