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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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