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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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