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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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