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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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