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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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