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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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