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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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