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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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