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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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