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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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