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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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