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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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