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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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