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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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