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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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