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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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