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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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