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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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