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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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