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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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