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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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