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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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