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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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