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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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