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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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