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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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