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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Akiva Lane
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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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