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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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