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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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