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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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