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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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