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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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