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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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