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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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