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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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