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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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