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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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