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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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