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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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