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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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