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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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