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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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