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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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