Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

662
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

1704
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

58
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

124
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

2745
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

344
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

2786
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

1365
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

3137
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

1035
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

2906