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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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