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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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