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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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