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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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