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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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