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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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