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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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