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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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