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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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