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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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