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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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