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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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