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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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