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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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