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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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