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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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