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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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