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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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