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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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