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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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