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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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