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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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