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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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