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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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