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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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