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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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