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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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