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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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