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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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