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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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