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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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