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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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