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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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