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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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