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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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