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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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