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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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