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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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