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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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