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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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