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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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