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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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