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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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