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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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