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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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A tripod.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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