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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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