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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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