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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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