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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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