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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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