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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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