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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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