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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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