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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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