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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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