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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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