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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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