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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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