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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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