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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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An elevator pitch.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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