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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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