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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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