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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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