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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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