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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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