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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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