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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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