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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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