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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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