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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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