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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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