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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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