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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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