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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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