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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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